Jokes to share...

A man went into a rifle shop to buy a telescope(cam telescope sniper dlm Counter Strike tuh..)..The salesman came and said "Hi..can I help you sir.."..The man said "yes..I would like to buy a telescope for my rifle"..then the salesman said "very well..I would recommend you this telescope..it's very good..you can see clearly my house all the way over the mountain"..the man take a look and suddenly said anxiously "wow..a man is chasing a women in your house butt naked"..the salesman was so surprised and took nip..then he said angrily "damn it..thats my wife..I make a bet with you..if you can took that man pen*s off..and blow my wife head's off with 2 bullet...I'll give you this telescope for free"..the man loaded the rifle with two bullet and take a look..suddenly he unload one bullet from the rifle and said "you know what man..I can do this with only one bullet"..LOL